Cheer up! The big day may be just around the corner and nerves will be at an all-time high, but remember, it’s not all vows and virtues.  Weddings are supposed to be fun – let your hair down a little, and remember, it can’t possibly be as bad as all this…

Tip No.1.

Plan your route properly.

No.2.

Chickens from Sainsbury’s aren’t as pretty as doves.

No. 3.

Always be honest about your relationship, and celebrate the day-to-day joys you experience as a couple.

No.4.

If a T-Rex comes, try and stay calm.  Distract it with a flashlight and don’t make any sudden movements. See Jurassic Park circa 1993 for more information.

No. 4.

For comedy and improvisational entertainment, children and animals are a cheap source of unexpected hilarity.

No.5.

When announcing your wedding, consider the big picture…

Seriously…you just can’t make this stuff up.

No. 6.

Invitations are important. Word them carefully.

No. 7.

Be stylish, be cool, hire a good photographer and be imaginative…

No.8.

In fact, don’t be afraid to be downright cheesy!

and finally No.9.

Beware the innocent actions of children (although it’ll make for good humiliation material when he brings his first girlfriend home)

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